My Invisible Life

1. I don’t suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
2. You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
3. Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
4. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
5. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
6. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.
7. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves
9. Doing Dishes: it’s food’s way of saying I HATE YOU.
10. Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
11. Don’t get me mad me, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
12. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
14. People who say anything’s possible haven’t tried to slam a revolving door.
15. One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it’s not them, it’s you.
Things to do to mantain insanity:
1. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
2. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
3. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
4. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
5. Sing Along At The Opera.

Would it be fair to Steve to ask him never to say “sowwy”? Because Shane used to say that, and now reading it makes me sick. It makes me feel like Steve is a liar. It makes me feel like Steve is a cheat. It makes me feel like Steve is insincere and only wants what he wants. It makes me feel scared. It makes me feel exposed. It makes me feel abused, lied to, betrayed.

But Steve has never done that to me. So is it unfair to Steve to ask him to stop, simply because someone else used to do that to me?

I hope u dont check till the morning…but sleep well elise…and thank you for everything u have done for me…calls emails chats cookie stories being my shoulder being the reason for needing a shoulder being everything a man could want in a friend a girl a wife…saying rosaries w me…all in all - Thank you for being the very best friend i have ever had…and being one despite me not being worthy to call u my friend…i love u as a friend and hope everything works out to being the best for everyone as soon as possible…thank you. Have a blessed safe splendid day!      Steve  

I love you too, darling.